{"product_id":"clocked-in-checked-out-swim-shorts","title":"Clocked In \/ Checked Out Swim Shorts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClocked out. Poolside. Still mentally unavailable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eKLF Clocked In \/ Checked Out Swim Shorts\u003c\/strong\u003e take workplace burnout, caffeine chaos, and KLF sarcasm somewhere management can’t reach you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe all-over artwork is loaded with neon raccoon graphics, employee badges, skulls, clocks, paperwork, paper clips, sarcastic checklists, caffeine references, and scattered KLF details in hot pink, electric cyan, acid yellow, black, and distressed white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook closer and the artwork tells the whole story:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Error 404: Motivation Not Found.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Out of Office.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Dead Inside But Paid.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Different Jobs. Same Dead People.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Time to Disappear.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd right in the middle of the chaos:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLOCKED IN \/ CHECKED OUT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mid-length silhouette gives the artwork plenty of room to wrap around the shorts, turning the whole piece into a loud workplace-satire collage instead of a basic repeat pattern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor days off, poolside recovery, beach trips, questionable vacations, and anybody who wants their swimwear to look as done with work as they feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVacation mode: on. Motivation: still missing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by \u003cstrong\u003eRose Baxter\u003c\/strong\u003e for \u003cstrong\u003eKunts Live Forever\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over Clocked In \/ Checked Out artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-length swim-short silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack, hot pink, cyan, yellow and distressed-white palette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorkplace satire \/ caffeine-chaos aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaccoon and dark-humor graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex\u003cbr\u003e.: Black or white drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e.: Inner mesh brief\u003cbr\u003e.: Two side pockets\u003cbr\u003e.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":67608749801768,"sku":"14201596686145313702","price":34.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":67608749834536,"sku":"12167631692043078732","price":34.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":67608749867304,"sku":"13413940290042060661","price":34.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":67608749900072,"sku":"11536417908095471736","price":34.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":67608749932840,"sku":"78877368455832379039","price":34.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/7130\/4232\/files\/825299831158427779_2048.jpg?v=1790484358","url":"https:\/\/kuntsliveforever.com\/products\/clocked-in-checked-out-swim-shorts","provider":"Kunts Live Forever","version":"1.0","type":"link"}