{"product_id":"gothic-funeral-home-advertisement","title":"Gothic Funeral Home Advertisement","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"120\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"120\"\u003eSERVING THE RECENTLY DEPARTED \u0026amp; THE PERPETUALLY DIFFICULT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"192\"\u003eDeath is stressful enough. The least you deserve is decent service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"497\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"234\"\u003eGothic Funeral Home Advertisement\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the beautifully grim elegance of an old funeral-parlor ad and gives it the KLF treatment...ornate gothic details, vintage mortuary charm, dark humor, and just enough questionable advertising to make you wonder whether this establishment is actually licensed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eThink faded newspaper advertisements, Victorian mourning rooms, dusty velvet curtains, enormous flower arrangements, suspiciously cheerful undertakers, and a family owned business that has been putting people in the ground for generations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"964\"\u003eThis one is for the cemetery wanderers, gothic weirdos, horror collectors, vintage advertising freaks, and anyone who appreciates the wonderfully uncomfortable amount of pageantry humans have created around being dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eTasteful? Technically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eRespectable? We’re not making promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eWear it to the Halloween party. Wear it while wandering through an old cemetery reading headstones. Wear it to the family reunion and casually mention that \u003cstrong data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003epre-planning saves everyone so much trouble.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003eWalk-ins welcome. Appointments preferred. Eventually, everybody becomes a customer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52376358945064,"sku":"10705251958307901309","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52376358977832,"sku":"32051166916543189327","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52376359010600,"sku":"27955118313382733253","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376359043368,"sku":"92368871601481292535","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376359076136,"sku":"33856428826851279650","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/7130\/4232\/files\/13193786977866574748_2048.jpg?v=1789278712","url":"https:\/\/kuntsliveforever.com\/products\/gothic-funeral-home-advertisement","provider":"Kunts Live Forever","version":"1.0","type":"link"}