{"product_id":"kunt-crashers","title":"Kunt Crashers","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"233\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"233\"\u003eWELCOME TO KUNT CRASHERS. AIM FOR YOUR FRIENDS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"315\"\u003eThere’s always one asshole at the bumper cars who takes it way too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eHere, that asshole appears to be running the fucking place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eThe cars are trashed, the midway is burning, and our resident punk clown is kicked back in his ride like this is all going exactly according to plan. Around him: wrecked bumpers, skulls, carnival filth, and absolutely nothing resembling responsible adult supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"664\"\u003ePerfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"686\"\u003eKunt Crashers\u003c\/strong\u003e is for everyone who knows bumper cars were never about gracefully driving in circles. You pick a target. You wait until they’re looking the other way. Then you slam into that motherfucker hard enough to rearrange their dental work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eMade for punk misfits, horror freaks, carnival kunts, and grown adults who still turn a five minute amusement ride into a personal vendetta.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003eGrab a car. Pick an enemy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eAnd wipe that fucking smile off their face.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52376351605032,"sku":"11876272958638954508","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52376351637800,"sku":"30305333210408394589","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52376351670568,"sku":"19286290498833613252","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376351703336,"sku":"16925088379146493869","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376351736104,"sku":"25999865199922480892","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/7130\/4232\/files\/10438314510202229033_2048.jpg?v=1789278546","url":"https:\/\/kuntsliveforever.com\/products\/kunt-crashers","provider":"Kunts Live Forever","version":"1.0","type":"link"}