{"product_id":"neon-kunt-o-lantern","title":"Neon Kunt-O-Lantern","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"105\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"105\"\u003eLIGHT THE CANDLE. CARVE THE PUMPKIN. MAKE POOR DECISIONS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eHalloween has enough cute pumpkins. This isn’t one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"410\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eNeon Kunt-O-Lantern\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the classic jack-o’-lantern and gives it the KLF treatment...loud neon, sinister Halloween energy, dark humor, and the unmistakable feeling that whatever is glowing on the porch probably shouldn’t be trusted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eIt’s made for the people who wait all damn year for October. The ones who would rather have horror movies than holiday specials, consider fake blood a decorating essential, and know carving a pumpkin gets significantly more entertaining once respectable design choices are abandoned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eLoud, obnoxious, and glowing with old-school Halloween attitude, this one belongs at haunted houses, horror marathons, questionable costume parties, and anywhere somebody has made the terrible decision to leave a bowl of unattended candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003eWear it while carving pumpkins. Wear it while terrorizing the neighborhood. Wear it while explaining that, yes, you are absolutely too old to trick-or-treat—and no, that isn’t going to stop you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003ePut a candle in it. The little bastard looks hungry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52376360517928,"sku":"37155678409856326220","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52376360550696,"sku":"15497633318858144270","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52376360583464,"sku":"29861789329612976390","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376360616232,"sku":"28176194157238677015","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376360649000,"sku":"12845479732838350045","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/7130\/4232\/files\/7886938709632322221_2048.jpg?v=1789278874","url":"https:\/\/kuntsliveforever.com\/products\/neon-kunt-o-lantern","provider":"Kunts Live Forever","version":"1.0","type":"link"}