{"product_id":"the-kunt-funhouse","title":"The Kunt Funhouse","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"196\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"196\"\u003eYOU ENTER ALIVE. YOU LEAVE KUNT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"421\"\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"233\"\u003eThe Kunt Funhouse\u003c\/strong\u003e, where the mirrors are fucked, the floor probably moves, and the giant mouth at the entrance should have been your first clue that this wasn’t designed by anyone with your safety in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eBut here you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eStep through the teeth and straight into a fluorescent fever dream of warped hallways, hypnotic spirals, punk skeletons, crooked floors, and enough visual fuckery to make you question whether somebody slipped something into your drink three attractions ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eOutside, the ticket booth is still happily taking money. Inside, nobody seems particularly concerned with helping you find your way back out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"864\"\u003eTypical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"890\"\u003eThe Kunt Funhouse\u003c\/strong\u003e is KLF carnival chaos at its weirdest...loud, warped, filthy, colorful, and populated by exactly the kind of freaks your mother warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003eIt’s for the punks, weirdos, horror freaks, carnival kunts, and anyone who sees a giant fanged mouth labeled \u003cstrong data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003eENTER IF YOU DARE\u003c\/strong\u003e and thinks, \u003cem data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003eWell, obviously I’m going in.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1218\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eSo buy the ticket. Walk through the teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003eAnd try not to stare at the spiral too fucking long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003eYou entered alive. What comes out is management’s problem.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52376350490920,"sku":"18946281774891028970","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52376350523688,"sku":"50674190733192686228","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52376350556456,"sku":"20776916685760301031","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376350589224,"sku":"21727747373704867208","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52376350621992,"sku":"24641829432595567670","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/7130\/4232\/files\/7617262122615673478_2048.jpg?v=1789278524","url":"https:\/\/kuntsliveforever.com\/products\/the-kunt-funhouse","provider":"Kunts Live Forever","version":"1.0","type":"link"}