🚨 TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, FACEBOOK FRAUD LIES, & BRAND NEW MERCH DROPS (BUY BEFORE THEY BAN US)
Welcome to Kunts Live Forever, where even the internet can’t handle our attitude.
You might’ve noticed — the site got weird.
Pages loading slow, glitches like it’s 1999, and checkout acting possessed.
No, it wasn’t our fault.
Blame the third-party vendors who decided to take a smoke break right in the middle of your shopping spree.
But wait — it gets juicier.
🖕 FACEBOOK DECIDED WE WERE "FRAUD"
Because nothing screams fraud like selling angry raccoon tees and riot-ready hoodies, right?
Apparently, our raw, in-your-face style triggered Facebook’s soft little sensors.
They pulled the plug. Ads = dead. Traffic = tanked.
Fraudulent? Nah. Just too real for the algorithm.
While we fight the bots with middle fingers held high, you might notice less of us on your feed.
Don’t worry — we’re still here. Still loud. Still offending with style.
🔥 NEW MERCH JUST DROPPED — BUY BEFORE THEY BAN THIS TOO
If you thought the glitches and fraud accusations were gonna slow us down... think again.
New drops just hit the store:
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Dept. of Unrest Hoodie → Riot gear disguised as streetwear
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Punk Raccoon Tee → Rabid, rude, and ready to raid
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Neon Nightmare Graphic → Coming soon to melt minds
And trust us — at the rate we piss off Big Tech, these won’t last long.
Buy it now before some keyboard warrior at Meta decides punk is "problematic."
✅ TL;DR
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Site was broken → fixed now → blame lazy 3rd party tech
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Facebook said we were fraud → LOL → we’re still selling
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New merch is live → and it’s fire
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Grab your gear before it gets censored (again)
Kunts Live Forever — because pissing people off is part of the fun.
#OffendWithStyle #PunkNotFraud #BuyBeforeBanned #KLF
