1. What You’re Signing Up For:
When you join the KLF Mystery Meat Club, you're subscribing to receive one exclusive, members-only shirt each month. These shirts are not sold individually and will never be restocked. Designs are hand-picked chaos, printed fresh, and sent straight to your mailbox.
2. Billing:
Subscriptions are billed automatically once per month on the date you signed up. Example: If you subscribe on the 5th, you’ll be charged again on the 5th of each month.
3. Shipping:
Mystery shirts ship between the 1st and 10th of each month. You’ll get tracking as soon as your monthly mayhem is on the move.
4. Cancellations:
You can cancel anytime — no guilt trips, no passive-aggressive emails. Just log in and hit cancel before your next billing date. If you cancel after your card is charged, you’ll still receive that month’s shirt, and the cancellation will apply to the next cycle.
5. Returns & Exchanges:
No returns, no swaps. That’s the deal when you roll the dice. Shirts are printed to order — we don’t keep backup stock. Got the wrong size? Gift it to a fellow degenerate and size up next round.
6. Updates:
Make sure your shipping info is up-to-date. We are not responsible for shirts lost in the void due to incorrect addresses or outdated info.
7. WTF Designs:
Yes, it’s a mystery. No, you can’t peek. That’s the whole damn point. Expect the offensive. Embrace the unpredictable.
Need help or want to yell at someone?
Hit us up at support@kuntsliveforever.com — we might even respond sober.
