BLOG POST: “ROLLING OUT CHAOS — NEW SHT DROPPING, OLD SHT GLOWING UP”
Posted by: The Glorified Mess-Makers at Kunts Live Forever
We’ve been busy in the KLF lair—cranking out new gear, revamping the old, and smashing our keyboards into submission to bring you more disrespectful drip than ever.
That’s right, sluts and savages: we’re rolling out new products faster than your ex rolls into your DMs at 2AM. Fresh tees, unholy hoodies, and more inappropriate nonsense are flying off our brain stems and into production. If it offends your aunt, it’s probably going in the store.
But we’re not stopping there. We’re also revamping the visuals on some of our OG chaos—cleaning house, KLF-style. Which means more punked-out mockups, grungy close-ups, and raw-as-hell product shots that actually show the attitude baked into every stitch.
Because let’s be real: some of our early images looked like they were taken with a potato during a blackout. No shame—we were busy being iconic. But now? We’re giving those bastards a facelift and a middle finger.
Expect more:
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In-your-face graphics
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Unfiltered product mockups (yes, we do it all in-house, deal with it)
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Even less room for subtlety
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And zero effort to tone it down for anyone’s comfort
So keep your eyes peeled and your wallets reckless.
We’re not just adding stuff—we’re unleashing it. And if you thought we were loud before, just wait till the next batch hits.
KUNTS LIVE FOREVER — and so does our disrespect for “normal.”
Stay rude. Stay raw. Stay ready.