You heard right. The spawn of the rebellion are rising — and they’re bringing juice boxes and middle fingers with them.
We’re proud (and a little terrified) to announce that Punks Live Forever, the children’s division of Kunts Live Forever, is officially launching soon. That’s right: punk fashion for the kids who were born to break the rules, and for the parents bold enough to raise ‘em that way.
PLF is for the toddlers who throw tantrums like Molotovs.
For the school-aged screamers with opinions louder than your amp.
For the babies who refuse to sleep until The Misfits stop playing.
From glow-in-the-dark onesies to pint-sized battle vests, PLF brings the same gnarly attitude you know and love from KLF — just smaller, stickier, and infinitely more feral.
To celebrate, we’ve dropped the KLF "Parenthood" Tee — a tribute to the real ones out here surviving sleepless nights and snack-fueled chaos. It features our now-iconic rabid raccoon and baby raccoon duo — because let’s face it, parenting is a riot.
🔥 Get yours here: https://kuntsliveforever.com/products/klf-parenthood-tee
Screaming neon toddler tees
Punk-positive baby gear
School-safe, authority-defying hoodies
Matching parent-kid sets (yes, we said it)
And unlike the school board, we’re not afraid of a little controversy.
Punks Live Forever is for the next wave.
For the kids who inherit the mess — and learn to dance in it.
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Because the rebellion doesn't end with you. It begins with them.
— The KLF Team
#PunksLiveForever #KLFParenthood #AltParenting #PunkKidsClothing #NeonTantrums #KuntsLiveForever
Welcome to Kunts Live Forever, where even the internet can’t handle our attitude.
You might’ve noticed — the site got weird.
Pages loading slow, glitches like it’s 1999, and checkout acting possessed.
No, it wasn’t our fault.
Blame the third-party vendors who decided to take a smoke break right in the middle of your shopping spree.
But wait — it gets juicier.
Because nothing screams fraud like selling angry raccoon tees and riot-ready hoodies, right?
Apparently, our raw, in-your-face style triggered Facebook’s soft little sensors.
They pulled the plug. Ads = dead. Traffic = tanked.
Fraudulent? Nah. Just too real for the algorithm.
While we fight the bots with middle fingers held high, you might notice less of us on your feed.
Don’t worry — we’re still here. Still loud. Still offending with style.
If you thought the glitches and fraud accusations were gonna slow us down... think again.
New drops just hit the store:
Dept. of Unrest Hoodie → Riot gear disguised as streetwear
Punk Raccoon Tee → Rabid, rude, and ready to raid
Neon Nightmare Graphic → Coming soon to melt minds
And trust us — at the rate we piss off Big Tech, these won’t last long.
Buy it now before some keyboard warrior at Meta decides punk is "problematic."
Site was broken → fixed now → blame lazy 3rd party tech
Facebook said we were fraud → LOL → we’re still selling
New merch is live → and it’s fire
Grab your gear before it gets censored (again)
Kunts Live Forever — because pissing people off is part of the fun.
#OffendWithStyle #PunkNotFraud #BuyBeforeBanned #KLF
