Cryptid Employee of the Month Swim Shorts

Out of office. Last seen heading toward the lake.

The KLF Cryptid Employee of the Month Swim Shorts take the Strange Days Cryptid Division out of the woods and straight to the water—where, statistically speaking, the evidence probably gets even worse.

The all-over artwork turns cryptid folklore into a completely dysfunctional employee recognition program, combining Bigfoot, Mothman, mysterious lake creatures, UFO sightings, unexplained footprints, forest surveillance, classified reports, warning signs, and questionable photographic evidence into one chaotic paranormal collage.

The distressed artwork takes inspiration from faded government files, old field reports, weathered warning posters, surveillance photos, and evidence boards assembled by people who definitely need more sleep. Scattered throughout are workplace observations like “Hard Working, Rarely Seen,” “Evidence Not Required,” “Believe in a Better Workday,” and “Normal Is Just a Setting.”

The mid-length swim-short silhouette gives the dense artwork plenty of room to wrap across the garment, letting different cryptids, classified fragments, warning graphics, and KLF details appear throughout instead of reducing the concept to a single front graphic.

Perfect for the beach, pool, lake, questionable swimming holes, cryptid-hunting vacations, or casually informing everyone that whatever just moved beneath the water was probably nothing.

Designed by Rose Baxter for Kunts Live Forever.

Product Details

• Full all-over Cryptid Employee of the Month artwork
• Mid-length swim-short silhouette
• Bigfoot, Mothman, UFO and cryptid imagery
• Distressed classified-file and paranormal-investigation aesthetic
• Dark workplace humor throughout the artwork
• Part of the KLF Strange Days collection

• Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Black or white drawstrings
• Inner mesh brief
• Two side pockets
• Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)