KLF "Egg" Tee | KLF Streetwear

KLF “Egg” Tee | KLF Streetwear
(Text: “I’m a rich bitch” with a big, cocky egg on the front)

Minimalist? Yes.
Stupid? Absolutely.
Funny enough to ruin someone’s day? Without question.

The KLF “Egg” Tee is peak Satire/Minimalist energy — a deadpan one-liner paired with the most aggressively unbothered egg you’ve ever seen. No deep meaning. No hidden symbolism. Just pure, unhinged humor delivered in the cleanest possible format.

It’s the perfect shirt for people who love absurdity, hate subtlety, and enjoy confusing strangers in public.

🔥 Why This Tee SLAPS

• Minimalist text + absurd visual = comedic violence

• “I’m a rich bitch” — the kind of confidence you can fry

• Alt-fashion attitude disguised as a joke

• Satire, stupidity, and punk spirit in one clean design

• Perfect for dry-humor assassins

This shirt doesn’t make sense — which is exactly why it works.

🧵 Product Details

• Premium cotton or triblend (variant dependent)

• Ultra-soft, durable, everyday comfort

• High-resolution egg graphic (the star of the show)

• Unisex fit — built for the weird, the bold, and the questionably sane

• Designed & printed by the Unholy Hands of KLF

⚡ Perfect For

• People who weaponize stupidity as a personality

• Dry-humor punks

• Alt-fashion minimalists

• Anyone who wants strangers to stare and wonder what you mean

• Breakfast enthusiasts with attitude

👑 Collection

Satire / Minimalist Collection — clean fonts, dumb jokes, sharp wit, alt chaos.

🧼 Care Instructions

• Cold wash

• Hang dry

• Do not iron directly on print

• Keep your egg energy strong