Everybody Gets Off Eventually

EVERYBODY GETS OFF EVENTUALLY.

Welcome to the midway where nobody checks the safety bar and the ride operator has been dead for at least thirty years.

A massive skeletal Ferris wheel turns beneath a radioactive pink moon, packed with passengers who apparently bought the unlimited ride pass. Down below, the freakshow is still open, the ticket booth is still taking money, and the carnival lights keep glowing like absolutely nothing horrible has happened here.

This is carnival horror dragged through the KLF gutter...punk skeletons, filthy midway lights, creepy tents, skulls, bones, terrible signage, and enough questionable maintenance to make getting on the ride an act of blind fucking faith.

Made for carnival freaks, horror junkies, punk misfits, and anyone who has ever handed cash to a stranger operating a machine that arrived in town on the back of a truck six hours earlier.

Buy the ticket. Ignore the inspection sticker. Pull down the safety bar and try not to think too hard about why everyone already on the ride is a skeleton.

Everybody gets off eventually. Nobody said what condition you’d be in.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean