Gothic Funeral Home Advertisement

SERVING THE RECENTLY DEPARTED & THE PERPETUALLY DIFFICULT.

Death is stressful enough. The least you deserve is decent service.

Gothic Funeral Home Advertisement takes the beautifully grim elegance of an old funeral-parlor ad and gives it the KLF treatment...ornate gothic details, vintage mortuary charm, dark humor, and just enough questionable advertising to make you wonder whether this establishment is actually licensed.

Think faded newspaper advertisements, Victorian mourning rooms, dusty velvet curtains, enormous flower arrangements, suspiciously cheerful undertakers, and a family owned business that has been putting people in the ground for generations.

This one is for the cemetery wanderers, gothic weirdos, horror collectors, vintage advertising freaks, and anyone who appreciates the wonderfully uncomfortable amount of pageantry humans have created around being dead.

Tasteful? Technically.

Respectable? We’re not making promises.

Wear it to the Halloween party. Wear it while wandering through an old cemetery reading headstones. Wear it to the family reunion and casually mention that pre-planning saves everyone so much trouble.

Walk-ins welcome. Appointments preferred. Eventually, everybody becomes a customer.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean