KLF "I Love You With All My Butt" Coaster | KLF Streetwear

KLF “I Love You With All My Butt” Coaster | KLF Streetwear
Satire / Minimalist Collection — heartfelt stupidity in home décor form.

Some coasters protect your table.
This one protects your personality.

The KLF “I Love You With All My Butt” Coaster delivers unhinged romance in the most gloriously stupid, wonderfully sincere way possible. Clean text, sharp humor, and a punchline that feels like a Valentine from a feral goblin.

It’s sweet.
It’s dumb.
It’s perfect.

🔥 Why This Coaster Is Peak KLF Energy

• Minimalist text design with maximum chaotic charm

• The kind of love note you’d send someone instead of therapy

• A punchline that’s equal parts romantic and anatomically questionable

• Perfect blend of satire, affection, and punk-home absurdity

• Works for couples, gremlins, best friends, and emotional disasters

This is alternative home décor for people who don’t do “normal cute.”

🧵 Product Details

• High-density MDF or cork base (variant dependent)

• Crisp, fade-resistant high-contrast print

• Heat + water-resistant surface

• Matte finish with smooth edges

• Designed & printed by the Unholy Hands of KLF

⚡ Perfect For

• Couples with questionable humor

• Bars, coffee tables, chaos nests

• Anniversary gifts for feral partners

• Roommates who overshare

• Anyone who loves violently dumb romance

👑 Collection
Satire / Minimalist Collection + KLF Home Stuff Collection — text-only rebellion meets domestic stupidity.

🧼 Care Instructions

Wipe clean
Don’t soak
Gift it to someone who deserves your whole butt, not just your heart