It’s Not You, It’s Definitely You — KLF × Kult Chaos
It’s Not You, It’s Definitely You — KLF × Kult Chaos
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HE BROUGHT FLOWERS. THAT WAS HIS FIRST FUCKING MISTAKE.
The KLF raccoon tried romance.
We'd like everyone to remember that before judging what happened next.
It’s Not You, It’s Definitely You catches the aftermath of what appears to have been the shortest relationship in KLF × Kult Chaos history.
He showed up with flowers.
The Kult Chaos cryptid stared at him with those giant glowing eyes.
And now our little bastard is walking home clutching a bouquet of dead flowers and what remains of his fucking dignity.
No screaming. No fighting. No dramatic goodbye.
Just rejection.
Brutal, quiet, supernatural rejection.
Maybe it was the flowers. Maybe it was the raccoon. Maybe mysterious graveyard creatures simply have standards.
Whatever happened, he's taking those dead fucking flowers with him.
KUNTS LIVE FOREVER × KULT CHAOS
Love is dead. He kept the flowers.
Designed by Rose Baxter for KLF × Kult Chaos.
Details
- Original KLF × Kult Chaos crossover artwork
- KLF raccoon carrying a sad bouquet of dead flowers
- Strange Kult Chaos cryptid encounter
- Graveyard, full moon and gothic-horror atmosphere
- Dark romance, goth and fucked-up humor influences
- Part of the KLF × Kult Chaos crossover collection
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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