Killer Kunt Carnival

COME FOR THE RIDES....

Welcome to the Killer Kunt Carnival, where the rides never end, the clowns have stopped pretending to be friendly, and the entire midway appears to be one electrical fire away from becoming somebody’s insurance claim.

What started as a questionable night at the carnival has officially become the greatest shit show on Earth.

The Ferris wheel is still turning. The bumper cars are abandoned. Skull balloons are floating around without their owners. Something has set half the midway on fire, and the punk asshole at the ticket booth is somehow still selling fucking tickets.

That should probably tell you everything you need to know about management.

Killer Kunt Carnival takes all the loud, filthy fun of the KLF carnival and shows you what happens after everybody with common sense has already run for the parking lot. Killer clowns, burning rides, skulls, wrecked attractions, radioactive lights, and enough chaos to make the health department simply turn around and go home.

This one is for the horror freaks, carnival kunts, punk degenerates, and people who see NO ESCAPES. NO MERCY. and somehow interpret that as a challenge.

Grab a ticket. Pick a ride. Try not to get murdered by an employee.

And if you see the exit?

Run, motherfucker. Management clearly has other plans.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean