KLF “Buy. Consume. Regret. Repeat.” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

This isn’t a joke. This is the actual modern holiday cycle.
You buy shit you can’t afford. You chase the pressure high. You feel the shame. Then you do it again next year because the ads told you it was love.

KLF “Buy. Consume. Regret. Repeat.” is the Christmas shirt for people who are done pretending this whole ritual hasn’t turned into a debt-powered psychological loop. Featuring a skeletal Santa flipping capitalism the finger, this design pays tribute to everyone spiritually dead inside a Target checkout line.

For the record: you don’t need a new air fryer. You need a nap. 

⚠️ LIMITED RUN

This design is available until January 1st. After that, it vanishes.
No restocks. No second chances. No “maybe later.”

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color family – but this drop is BLACK ONLY)

• Weight: Medium 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve fit

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly smaller – size up if you’re between sizes or full of regret

Care Instructions

• Wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble low or hang dry

• Do not iron over the middle finger or Santa’s hat

• Best paired with financial denial and holiday burnout