KLF “Caffeine & Nicotine” Tee | KLF Streetwear

KLF “Caffeine & Nicotine” Tee | KLF Streetwear
This machine runs on caffeine, nicotine, and pure spite.

The KLF “Caffeine & Nicotine” Tee is the uniform of the overworked, under-rested, and dangerously functional. Clean typography. Brutal honesty. Industrial-strength sarcasm. It’s a minimalist punk declaration for anyone who wakes up exhausted, clocks in annoyed, and powers through the day using nothing but stimulants and suppressed rage.

Whether you’re on a jobsite, in a shop, behind a bar, or suffering through another corporate circus — this shirt tells the truth your boss doesn’t want to hear.

🔥 Why This Tee Is Perfect for the Working Dead

• High-contrast type design — simple, sharp, unforgiving

• A slogan that reads like instructions for your bloodstream

• Punk streetwear attitude for the labor force

• Minimalist satire with workwear grit

• Ideal blend of alternative fashion + blue-collar energy

This isn’t motivation.
It’s maintenance.

🧵 Product Details

• Premium cotton or triblend depending on variant

• Ultra-soft fabric built for long shifts and short patience

• High-definition text print

• Unisex fit — made for every flavor of exhausted gremlin

• Designed & printed by the Unholy Hands of KLF

⚡ Perfect For

• Construction crews, mechanics, technicians, tradespeople

• Night-shift zombies & caffeine cultists

• Workaholics with nicotine coping mechanisms

• Fans of minimalist punk shirts with dirty realism

• Anyone who knows energy drinks ARE breakfast

👑 Collections

• Satire / Minimalist Collection — text-only rebellion with bite

• KLF Brand Work Wear — punk workwear for the overworked and unhinged

🧼 Care Instructions

Cold wash
Hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Refueling with caffeine and nicotine may be required during washing