KLF Clocked In / Checked Out Bathrobe

$25.50

~~$34.00~~ $25.50

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Clocked out. Finally dressed for the occasion.

The KLF Clocked In / Checked Out Bathrobe is what happens when workplace burnout follows you home and decides it deserves better loungewear.

The all-over artwork packs neon raccoon chaos, employee badges, skulls, clocks, paperwork, paper clips, sarcastic checklists, caffeine references, and scattered KLF graphics into one loud black, hot pink, cyan, acid-yellow, and distressed-white design.

Look closer and the robe reads like an employee file nobody from management was supposed to see:

“Error 404: Motivation Not Found.”
“Out of Office.”
“Dead Inside But Paid.”
“Different Jobs. Same Dead People.”
“Time to Disappear.”

And at the center of the whole mess:

CLOCKED IN / CHECKED OUT.

The loose-fitting robe silhouette gives the artwork plenty of room to spread out, so the details read more like a full chaotic collage than one repeated graphic.

Perfect for getting home after a long shift, ignoring emails, refusing pants, watching something questionable until 2:00 AM, or spending your day off recovering from the people you were forced to interact with all week.

Work mode: disabled. Human interaction: optional.

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