KLF “Corporate Claus” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

Santa didn’t sell out—he got acquired by a private equity firm, laid off the elves, outsourced the reindeer, and now he runs Christmas like a hostile takeover.

KLF “Corporate Claus” is the holiday shirt for anyone who knows the real Grinch is wearing a suit, not living on a mountain. This isn’t the jolly Santa from TV specials—this is the CEO of Christmas, and he’s here to turn your childhood memories into quarterly earnings.

He sees you when you’re sleeping.
He knows when you're broke.
He knows how to monetize both. 

If you’ve ever wanted to flip off holiday capitalism while still wearing a Santa hat, this is the one.

⚠️ LIMITED RUN NOTICE

Available only until midnight January 1st — then it’s dead.
No restocks. No “back by popular demand.” If you miss it, you miss it.

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF (soft, durable)

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies slightly by color family – this drop is BLACK ONLY)

• Weight: Medium 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small – size up for comfort or boardroom domination

Care Instructions

• Wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly over the CEO’s face

• Do not wear during performance reviews unless you’re prepared for consequences