KLF Death Wheel
KLF Death Wheel
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NO BRAKES. NO RULES. JUST CHAOS.
Somewhere along the way, somebody looked at the Wall of Death and thought, You know what this needs? More fucking motorcycles.
Welcome to the KLF Death Wheel.
The crowd is drunk, the Ringmaster is dead, and a pack of punk skeletons is ripping around the walls at speeds that would make OSHA simply pack their shit and leave.
Around and around they go chains rattling, engines screaming, tires throwing sparks, and absolutely nobody showing the slightest interest in slowing the fuck down.
Down in the pit, the Death Wheel has one simple philosophy:
Kunts never die. We just go faster.
This is the KLF carnival with the safety rails ripped off...part old school carnival stunt show, part punk rock motorcycle riot, and entirely unsuitable for anyone who thinks “Please remain seated” is an instruction rather than a suggestion.
The crowd came for a show.
The riders came to see who could get closest to becoming part of the fucking wall.
And the skeletal asshole running the whole thing is standing above them looking delighted with his career choices.
Ride hard. Die legendary.
Or at least make it worth the price of admission.
Product Details
- KLF graphic tee
- Death Wheel artwork
- Available in the currently listed sizes and colors
- Part of KLF AFTER DARK
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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