KLF “Debt Machine Santa” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

Santa isn’t making toys anymore — he is the card reader now.
Insert card. Confirm purchase. Cry later.

KLF “Debt Machine Santa” is the perfect Christmas shirt for anyone who’s ever stood at a checkout terminal whispering “please go through” like it’s a prayer while pretending holiday spending is normal and not a slow-motion financial suicide pact.

This design puts it all out in the open: Santa is no longer magical — he’s a walking, blinking, transaction-processing artifact of late-stage capitalism. He’s the spirit of Christmas debt, and he requires PIN authentication.

Wear it to the mall. Wear it to family gatherings. Wear it every time someone says “it’s not about the gifts” while swiping a credit card for $700 worth of gifts.

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

Available only until January 1st. 
After that, Santa’s shutting down the terminal permanently. No reprints. No reruns. No Klarna.

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF POD print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies slightly – but black only for this drop)

• Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small — size up unless your bank account shrunk enough to make it fit

Care Instructions

• Wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron the keypad

• Removing the shirt will not remove your debt, unfortunately