KLF “Defund December” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

December used to be about peace on earth.
Now it’s about debt, burnout, and weaponized nostalgia being used to sell kitchen appliances.

KLF “Defund December” is the official protest uniform for anyone who’s tired of being emotionally manipulated into spending money they don’t have for a holiday they don’t even enjoy anymore. Santa isn’t delivering gifts — he’s picketing in front of the flaming ruins of corporate Christmas, holding a sign and a box that’s NOT full of joy, just receipts.

This design is loud, confrontational, and fully aligned with the real Christmas mood: exhausted, done, and ready to overthrow the entire month.

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

Available until January 1st. Then permanently retired.
No second printing. No discount bin. No “holiday encore drop.”

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF POD print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies slightly – but this run is BLACK ONLY)

• Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small — size up unless you’re built like an elf on labor strike

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly over the revolution

• Works best while blasting Dead Kennedys and ghosting family group chats