KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Chunky Boots
KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Chunky Boots
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EVIDENCE MISSING. STORY CHANGING. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
The KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Casual Leather Chunky Boots are what happens when classified government paperwork, unexplained sightings, and KLF attitude land on a big chunky boot.
The all-over artwork is packed with redacted documents, UFO reports, cryptid evidence, surveillance imagery, confidential stamps, warning labels, strange photographs, and enough suspicious paperwork to make the official explanation even less believable.
The heavier chunky silhouette gives the chaotic collage even more attitude. They're loud, strange, gritty, and built for anyone who hears “nothing happened” and immediately wants to see the paperwork.
Pair them with ripped denim, oversized layers, black everything, or whatever you happened to be wearing when the unidentified object appeared.
Designed by Rose Baxter for Kunts Live Forever.
Design Details
Product Details
- Casual leather chunky-boot silhouette
- Full Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t artwork
- Classified files, UFOs, cryptids and redacted evidence
- Distressed Strange Days / punk-collage aesthetic
- Original artwork by Rose Baxter
DEPARTMENT OF UNEXPLAINED BULLSH*T
If anyone asks, you weren't there.

- Unisex sizing
- PU leather upper
- EVA foam insole
- Mesh lining
- Rubber outsole
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