KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Low Tops
KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Low Tops
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE. KEEP MOVING.
The KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Low-Top Canvas Shoes take classified chaos down to street level.
Covered in redacted files, cryptid sightings, UFO evidence, confidential stamps, surveillance imagery, strange photographs, government warnings, and paperwork that somehow answers absolutely nothing, the all-over design turns a classic black-sole canvas shoe into one suspicious-looking case file.
The lower silhouette keeps them easy to wear while the artwork does absolutely nothing to keep a low profile. Look closer and there's always another censored document, unexplained creature, questionable photograph, or official statement insisting you definitely didn't see what you just saw.
Perfect for everyday wear, questionable road trips, accidental government encounters, or casually walking away before somebody starts asking questions.
Designed by Rose Baxter for Kunts Live Forever.
Design Details
Product Details
- Low-top canvas silhouette with black sole
- Full Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t artwork
- Cryptids, UFOs, classified files and redacted evidence
- Distressed Strange Days / punk-collage aesthetic
- Original KLF artwork by Rose Baxter
DEPARTMENT OF UNEXPLAINED BULLSH*T
Nothing happened. You saw nothing. Nice shoes.

- Unisex sizing
- Canvas upper
- EVA padded insole
- Rubber outsole
- Metal eyelets and lace-up closure
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