KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Swim Shorts

THE WATER IS FINE. THE OFFICIAL REPORT SAYS SO.

The KLF Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t Men's Mid-Length Swim Shorts bring classified chaos poolside...because apparently government cover ups don't stop just because you're on vacation.

The all over artwork is loaded with redacted documents, UFO sightings, cryptid evidence, surveillance imagery, confidential stamps, strange photographs, warning labels, and suspicious official paperwork that manages to explain absolutely nothing.

The mi length silhouette turns the entire design into a wearable evidence file while keeping that unmistakable KLF mix of punk attitude, dark humor, and what the fck is actually happening here?*

Wear them to the beach. Wear them to the pool. Wear them to investigate that unidentified object floating twenty yards offshore.

Just remember: if something grabs your ankle, the government will deny it.

Designed by Rose Baxter for Kunts Live Forever.

Design Details

Product Details

• Men's mid-length swim short silhouette
• Full Department of Unexplained Bullsh*t artwork
• UFOs, cryptids, classified documents and redacted evidence
• Distressed Strange Days / punk collage aesthetic
• Original KLF artwork by Rose Baxter

DEPARTMENT OF UNEXPLAINED BULLSH*T
Swim at your own risk. Officially, nothing is in the water.

Made with 95% polyester and 5% spandex, it's the perfect blend for swimming and relaxing. These mid-length shorts are lightweight, come with an inner mesh brief and a relaxed fit, because sunny days at the coast are all about lounging. Along with the choice between black or white drawstrings, these shorts also come with two side pockets for added practicality.

• Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Black or white drawstrings
• Inner mesh brief
• Two side pockets
• Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)