🖤 KLF “Facebook Hates Me” Tee | KLF Streetwear

Some shirts tell jokes.
This one tells the truth.

Built for the restricted, the suspended, the 24-hour exiles, the “your comment goes against our standards” veterans, and every poor soul who’s ever been punished by a bot for absolutely nothing, the Facebook Hates Me Tee is rebellion in glow-ready cotton.

If you’ve ever been locked in Facebook Jail, flagged for sarcasm, or punished for breathing wrong — yeah… this one’s for you.

Proudly petty.
Aggressively accurate.
Unmistakably KLF.

⚡ Engineered for Everyday Rebellion

Designed for punks, creators, memelords, loudmouths, whistleblowers, and anyone who refuses to “tone it down.”

Features:

• Glow-in-the-dark vinyl or screen print — charges fast, pops under blacklight

• Premium triblend (50/35/15 poly/cotton/rayon) — soft, durable, drama-proof

• “Facebook Hates Me” artwork — clean, bold, painfully relatable

• Unisex street-tested fit — built for chaos, comfort, and comment-section combat

• Printed by the Unholy Hands of KLF — independent, underground, proudly anti-corporate

(Satire & commentary — not affiliated with Facebook.)

🔥 Banned Collection Energy

This tee is part of the Banned Collection — the gear made for those who’ve been muted, censored, restricted, shadowbanned, or mysteriously punished by the algorithm gods.

Perfect for:

• Facebook Jail alumni

• Memelords

• Comment-section gladiators

• Anti-censorship rebels

• Anyone who’s ever argued with the algorithm and lost

Wear it as a confession.
Wear it as a celebration.
Wear it because they’re probably watching anyway.

🌒 GlowCore Aesthetic

Neon punchlines.
Dark silhouettes.
High-contrast rebellion built for nighttime impact.

Glow-ready. Street-ready.
Unapologetically KLF.

📏 Size Information

Standard unisex fit.

• Size down for a sharper silhouette

• Size up for oversized chaos

Size chart available on the product page.