KLF “Holiday Cheer Is a Scam” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

They told you to believe in the magic of Christmas.
They forgot to mention the interest rates, emotional manipulation, and psychological warfare used to sell that magic back to you at 30% APR.

KLF “Holiday Cheer Is a Scam” pulls the curtain back on the entire operation: the ads, the sales, the fake joy, the seasonal pressure, the debt, the guilt — all dressed up in twinkling lights and nostalgia bait.

This shirt is for the ones who finally figured it out: 
🖤 Holiday cheer isn’t free
🖤 It’s marketed
🖤 It’s monetized
🖤 And it sure as hell isn’t mandatory

Wear this when you need the world to know you’re done being emotionally waterboarded by jingles and fake Hallmark joy.

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

This drop ends January 1st.
No reruns. No post-holiday clearance sale. No scammy “extended drop.”

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF POD print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies slightly – black only in this collection)

• Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small — size up if you carry the weight of generational disappointment

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron over the truth

• Best worn while declining Secret Santa invitations