KLF “I'm A Ho" Tee | KLF Streetwear

KLF “I’m A Ho” Tee | KLF Streetwear
Satire / Minimalist Collection — wholesome filth with a gardening twist.

Some shirts are dirty.
This one is dirty and technically accurate.

The KLF “I’m A Ho” Tee takes a pure, innocent gardening tool and weaponizes it into peak deadpan humor. Clean text. Crisp icon. A punchline that hits like a dad joke raised by degenerates.

It’s clever.
It’s stupid.
It’s exactly the kind of wordplay KLF was built for.

🔥 Why This Tee Is Pure Minimalist Chaos

• Simple text + garden tool graphic = comedy gold

• Minimalist design with a filthy double-meaning

• Satire-heavy and HR-hostile

• Perfect mix of innocent imagery and feral humor

• A text-only layout that hits harder the longer someone stares

This shirt proves you don’t need skulls, flames, or raccoons to be unhinged — sometimes a gardening tool does all the work.

🧵 Product Details

• Premium cotton or triblend (variant dependent)

• Ultra-soft, durable, and pun-proof

• High-definition text + icon print

• Unisex fit — for all varieties of hoes

• Designed & printed by the Unholy Hands of KLF

⚡ Perfect For

• Gardeners with questionable morals

• Bar goblins

• People who love dumb jokes way too much

• Minimalist pun enthusiasts

• Anyone who wants to confuse strangers in public

👑 Collection
Satire / Minimalist Collection — clean fonts, dirty jokes, zero shame.

🧼 Care Instructions

Cold wash
Hang dry
Don’t iron directly on print
Water your plants, not your reputation