KLF “In Case of Christmas, Break Glass” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

Every mall has an emergency fire box.
Every punk needs one for Christmas.

KLF “In Case of Christmas, Break Glass” is a public safety notice for the real world: one box contains a credit card, the other contains alcohol, and your emotional stability depends on which one you reach for first.

This design is part parody, part cry for help, and part truth about what the holidays do to normal people just trying to survive a month of forced spending, forced smiles, and forced “holiday cheer.”

It’s not a sweater — it’s a survival kit. 

Perfect for:
🔹 Retail workers
🔹 Bartenders
🔹 People who count down to December 26th
🔹 Anyone who considers “holiday coping strategy” to be a personality trait

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

Available only until January 1st. Then the glass gets sealed forever.
No restocks. No extra “holiday extension.” No alternate print.

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF POD print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary slightly – black only in this drop)

• Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small — size up unless you're already emotionally shrinking

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron the emergency instructions

• Breaking actual glass while wearing this shirt is not recommended but extremely on-brand