KLF “Jolly? No. Just Dissociating.” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

Everyone else is “in the holiday spirit.”
You? You left your body sometime around the first Christmas commercial in October. 

KLF “Jolly? No. Just Dissociating.” is the truest shirt ever made for anyone emotionally checked-out during the most overhyped month of the year. Santa’s thousand-yard stare says everything you’ve been too tired to say out loud.

This is the shirt for:
🖤 Retail workers on shift #27
🖤 Parents running on guilt and caffeine
🖤 Kids who unplugged from reality to survive family gatherings
🖤 People who have mentally evacuated the holiday entirely

It’s not festive. It’s not “cute.” It’s accurate.

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

Available ONLY until January 1st.
After that, we dissociate this design from existence. No re-release. No archived drop. No “holiday remix.”

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF POD print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies slightly by batch – but this run is BLACK ONLY)

• Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve fit

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small — size up unless you’ve emotionally vaporized your corporeal form

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron over the existential disconnect

• Works best when worn while staring blankly at holiday gatherings