KLF "Merry Late Fees" – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

Christmas used to be about giving a damn. Now it’s about watching your bank app have a panic attack while you pretend maxing out another card is “making memories.”
Merry Late Fees is the shirt for everyone who’s done being emotionally blackmailed by holiday ads, “doorbusters,” and family guilt trips disguised as “tradition.”

Santa’s not sliding down chimneys this year—he’s getting crushed under a pile of credit cards just like the rest of us. Wear this to the family party, the office “secret Santa,” or straight into Walmart on December 23rd and let the art do the talking.

LIMITED RUN – PRINTED ONLY UNTIL JANUARY 1.
No reprints. No restocks. When the calendar flips, this design is dead.

Details

• Color: Black only (because obviously)

• Print: Full front DTF print, crisp detail, soft hand

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary slightly by color family, but this drop is BLACK)

• Weight: Medium 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) – sturdy, not flimsy

• Fit: Classic fit long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in label (no cheap tear-away nonsense)

• Note: Runs a bit smaller than usual – if you’re between sizes or want extra room for post-dinner bloat, size up.

Care

Treat it better than your credit score:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Don’t iron directly on the print

• Do whatever you want while it spins in the washer—just maybe don’t online shop

This is your Anti-Corporate Christmas uniform.
Punk Christmas shirt, anti-consumerism long sleeve, and a middle finger to holiday debt—all in one.