KLF Off the Record – Officially, This Never Happened

OFF THE RECORD
OFFICIALLY, THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

Funny how the official version always comes out cleaner than the truth.

Names disappear. Details change. Convenient explanations get repeated until everyone is supposed to stop asking questions.

Then somebody finds the photograph.

The Off the Record Tee looks like evidence ripped from a wall nobody was meant to see—grainy surveillance, conflicting notes, crossed-out names, dirty headlines and enough loose ends to make the approved version fall apart.

Because there are always two stories:

The one you're given.

And the one people worked very hard to make sure you never hear.

CLEAN HANDS. DIRTY TRUTHS.

Believe whichever one helps you sleep.

KLF

Product Details

• KLF graphic tee
• Off the Record – Officially, This Never Happened artwork
• Available in the currently listed sizes and colors
• Part of Blackout Division

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean