KLF “Season of Surveillance” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

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Forget elves in the workshop — Santa’s running a data center now.
The toy list is gone. The Naughty List Database™ is live.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He sells your data while you dream.

KLF “Season of Surveillance” is the dystopian holiday truth bomb for anyone who understands that Christmas has been fully swallowed by Big Tech, Big Retail, and Big Brother. Santa is no longer magical — he’s a corporate-operated monitoring node with a headset, multiple monitors, and access to all your search history.

This is the perfect shirt for punks, privacy advocates, tech workers, unionizers, anarchists, and anyone who taped over their laptop camera years ago.

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

This design self-destructs January 1st.
No restocks. No backorders. No FOIA requests.

Specs

Color: Black only
Print: Full front DTF POD print
Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color family – black only in this run)
Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)
Fit: Classic long sleeve
Label: Sewn-in
Sizing: Runs slightly small — size up if you’ve gained paranoia weight since March

Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside-out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly over the surveillance feed
Removing RFID tags may or may not stop Santa from tracking you

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KLF “Season of Surveillance” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve