KLF “Silent Night, Violent Debt” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

There is no peace on earth. There is only Visa, interest rates, and the heavy sound of your credit score screaming into the void.

KLF “Silent Night, Violent Debt” is the holiday anthem for people who know the real miracle of Christmas is getting through December without overdrafting. Santa’s exhausted. His eyes are dead. His card is maxed out. He is every one of us right now.

This shirt is for the punks, the wage slaves, the financially feral, and anyone who’s ever stared at a billing statement in silent, internal violence.

Ho ho holy shit, what a season.

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

This design disappears January 1st.
No restocks. No weak “extended holiday sale.” When it’s gone, it’s gone like your available credit.

Specs

• Color: Black only (because festive colors are for the financially stable)

• Print: Full front DTF print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies slightly by color group – black only in this drop)

• Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small – size up for extra room to stress-eat gingerbread

Care Instructions

• Wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly over Santa’s financial despair

• Best worn while ignoring your email from Capital One