KLF “Unwrap Your Chains” – Anti-Corporate Christmas Long Sleeve

Every year they wrap a debt trap in shiny paper and call it “holiday cheer.”
This time, the gift fights back. 

KLF “Unwrap Your Chains” is an anti-consumerist gut punch disguised as a Christmas shirt. The present is chained shut, the lock is corporate, and the hands trying to open it aren’t even alive anymore — because capitalism doesn’t need you to live, it just needs you to spend.

This design is for the punks, the misfits, the radical minimalists, the financially woke, and anyone who has ever opened a gift and immediately felt the existential dread of “oh god now I owe this person something.”

⚠️ LIMITED RUN WARNING

Available ONLY until January 1st.
No restock. No reprint. No final clearance sale ironically designed to make you buy more stuff.

Specs

• Color: Black only

• Print: Full front DTF POD print

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content varies slightly by color group – but this run is BLACK ONLY)

• Weight: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)

• Fit: Classic long sleeve

• Label: Sewn-in

• Sizing: Runs slightly small — size up if capitalism fed you too many survival snacks

Care Instructions

• Wash cold, inside-out

• Dry low or hang

• Do not iron the chains

• Does not come with bolt cutters or class consciousness (unfortunately)