Kunt Crashers

WELCOME TO KUNT CRASHERS. AIM FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

There’s always one asshole at the bumper cars who takes it way too seriously.

Here, that asshole appears to be running the fucking place.

The cars are trashed, the midway is burning, and our resident punk clown is kicked back in his ride like this is all going exactly according to plan. Around him: wrecked bumpers, skulls, carnival filth, and absolutely nothing resembling responsible adult supervision.

Perfect.

Kunt Crashers is for everyone who knows bumper cars were never about gracefully driving in circles. You pick a target. You wait until they’re looking the other way. Then you slam into that motherfucker hard enough to rearrange their dental work.

Made for punk misfits, horror freaks, carnival kunts, and grown adults who still turn a five minute amusement ride into a personal vendetta.

Grab a car. Pick an enemy.

And wipe that fucking smile off their face.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean