Kunts From Outer Space

THEY CAME FROM OUTER SPACE. THEY SHOULD’VE KEPT FUCKING GOING.

Strange lights in the sky. Missing livestock. Government cover-ups. And now something deeply inappropriate has landed in the neighborhood.

Kunts From Outer Space beams classic sci fi horror straight into the KLF Halloween universe...alien invaders, radioactive neon, flying saucer chaos, and all the wonderfully ridiculous paranoia of those old monster movies where humanity’s survival somehow depends on three people with a flashlight and absolutely no plan.

This one is for the B-movie freaks, horror junkies, conspiracy enthusiasts, and anyone who looks at a mysterious glowing object in the woods and thinks, “I should probably touch that.”

Because running would be sensible. Calling somebody would be sensible. Staying the fuck inside would definitely be sensible.

So naturally, we’re going closer.

Loud, weird, radioactive, and gloriously trashy, this design is a love letter to flying saucers, midnight creature features, cheap special effects, alien abductions, and the golden age of sci-fi horror when everything from space was either radioactive, pissed off, or both.

Wear it to the Halloween party. Wear it for the midnight movie marathon. Wear it while standing in the backyard at 2 A.M. trying to convince everyone that those lights are definitely fucking moving.

Take us to your leader. We’d like to file a complaint.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean