Madame Misfortune

SHE SAW YOU COMING. THAT WAS YOUR FIRST FUCKING PROBLEM.

Step inside. Sit down. Hand over your money.

Madame Misfortune already knows how this ends.

Hidden in the darker corner of the KLF carnival, surrounded by burning candles, battered tarot cards, questionable potions and one extremely judgmental raven, she’s been telling fortunes long enough to know that people rarely listen to good advice anyway.

So fuck it. Pick a card.

Love?

Complicated.

Money?

You bought this shirt.

Your future?

Oh, honey.

She’ll read your cards, stare directly through whatever remains of your soul, and tell you precisely which terrible decision is coming next.

You’ll ignore her.

Obviously.

Madame Misfortune brings gothic fortune teller darkness into the KLF carnival with tarot, candles, ravens, curses and exactly the kind of woman your mother told you never to follow into a tent.

Naturally, we followed her into the fucking tent.

The cards are already on the table.

Your future belongs to the fearless.

Product Details

• KLF graphic tee
• Madame Misfortune artwork
• Available in the currently listed sizes and colors
• Part of KLF AFTER DARK

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean