Neon Kunt-O-Lantern

LIGHT THE CANDLE. CARVE THE PUMPKIN. MAKE POOR DECISIONS.

Halloween has enough cute pumpkins. This isn’t one of them.

Neon Kunt-O-Lantern takes the classic jack-o’-lantern and gives it the KLF treatment...loud neon, sinister Halloween energy, dark humor, and the unmistakable feeling that whatever is glowing on the porch probably shouldn’t be trusted.

It’s made for the people who wait all damn year for October. The ones who would rather have horror movies than holiday specials, consider fake blood a decorating essential, and know carving a pumpkin gets significantly more entertaining once respectable design choices are abandoned.

Loud, obnoxious, and glowing with old-school Halloween attitude, this one belongs at haunted houses, horror marathons, questionable costume parties, and anywhere somebody has made the terrible decision to leave a bowl of unattended candy.

Wear it while carving pumpkins. Wear it while terrorizing the neighborhood. Wear it while explaining that, yes, you are absolutely too old to trick-or-treat—and no, that isn’t going to stop you.

Put a candle in it. The little bastard looks hungry.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean