Night of the Living Kunts

THE DEAD ARE RISING. AND APPARENTLY THEY’RE ASSHOLES.

Lock the doors. Board the windows. Hide the good snacks. The neighborhood has officially gone to shit.

Night of the Living Kunts drags classic zombie horror out of the grave and gives it the KLF treatment...rotting troublemakers, undead chaos, retro horror attitude, and absolutely no indication that death improved anybody’s personality.

This one is for the zombie movie freaks who already have an apocalypse plan but know damn well they’ll probably die because somebody in the group opens the fucking door. You know the one. “But he looks okay!” No, Rose. He’s missing half his face.

Grimy, loud, ridiculous, and gloriously undead, this design is a love letter to midnight zombie movies, practical-effects gore, cemetery crawlers, terrible survival decisions, and every horror classic that taught us the dead never stay where you fucking put them.

Wear it to the Halloween party. Wear it for the zombie marathon. Wear it while deciding which friends would actually be useful during the apocalypse and which ones are getting left outside.

They came back from the dead. Unfortunately, so did their attitude.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean