KLF “Somebody’s” Tee | KLF Streetwear

“I’m already somebody’s problem.”
A love letter to red flags everywhere.

The KLF “Somebody’s” Tee is a Core Identity classic — short, sharp, messy, and true. This is the kind of shirt that saves everyone time: dates, coworkers, strangers, therapists, potential friends. It’s a disclaimer, a prophecy, and a personality test all in one.

If you're self-aware enough to know you’re trouble…
and confident enough to advertise it…
this tee belongs to you.

🔥 Why It Hits

• Minimalist punk typography with maximum chaos energy

• High-contrast streetwear design

• Perfect blend of sarcasm + self-ownership

• A wearable warning label

• Alternative fashion that tells the truth so you don’t have to

You’re not fixing your issues — you’re formatting them in bold text. That’s KLF.

🧵 Product Details

• Premium triblend or cotton

• Ultra-soft, durable fabric built for daily dysfunction

• High-definition print

• Unisex fit — for all sizes of “problem”

• Designed & printed by the Unholy Hands of KLF

⚡ Perfect For

• Dates that needed a disclaimer

• Work (if HR has already given up)

• Punk streetwear layering

• Parties, breakups, questionable brunches

• Anyone who’s tired of pretending they’re low-maintenance

🧼 Care Instructions

Cold wash
Hang dry
Do not iron directly on print
Being someone’s problem is permanent — wrinkles aren’t