KLF “Swallow” Tee | KLF Streetwear

(Bird Facts for People With Questionable Humor.)

Some shirts teach you something.
This one teaches you something you probably shouldn’t repeat at work.

The KLF “Swallow” Tee delivers classic troublemaker energy disguised as “nature trivia.” It’s tongue-in-cheek, bird-themed, scientifically unhelpful, and absolutely perfect for people who enjoy jokes that sound innocent until the brain catches up.

Clean enough to pass every platform filter.
Bold enough to make people smirk.
Punk enough to stay unmistakably KLF.

If you like humor that tiptoes the line but never crosses it, this is your new favorite tee.

🛠️ KLF Brand Work Wear — Built to Break Rules, Not Backs

Part of the KLF humor line inside our Work Wear collection — sarcastic, alternative, rebellious, and crafted to be fully public-safe without losing the bite.

Perfect for punks, degenerates-with-diplomas, chaos enthusiasts, and people who love jokes disguised as bird facts.

🛠️ Product Details

• Premium triblend fabric (50/35/15 poly/cotton/rayon)

• High-contrast “Swallow” comedic graphic — clean, clever, punk

• GlowCore-ready neon print

• Breathable, durable, and attitude-ready

• Standard unisex fit

• Printed in-house by the unholy hands of KLF

⚡ Features

• Punk humor presented as “innocent trivia”

• High-contrast bird-themed artwork

• Comedic misdirection without explicit content

• Alternative clothing energy that fits the KLF brand

• Anti-corporate, pro-chaos attitude baked in
  

🧼 Care Instructions

Cold wash inside out.
Hang dry or low tumble.
Do not bleach.
Do not iron the print.
Wear until people stop asking what the joke means.