TRICK OR TREAT, MOTHER F*CKER

Halloween was never supposed to be polite.

This one is for the people who grew up on cheap masks, horror movies, questionable candy, and the firm belief that October should come with a warning label. Loud, inappropriate, and just festive enough to count as holiday spirit.

Wear it to hand out candy. Wear it to steal somebody else’s. Wear it because apparently “Happy Halloween” wasn’t getting the point across.

Go ahead. Ring the fucking doorbell.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean