Violet’s 40oz. Tumbler – Captain of Chaos, Commander of Mutiny
Forget running a tight ship — you’re captaining a full-blown rebellion, and the only thing keeping it afloat is caffeine and questionable decision-making.
The Violet’s 40oz. Tumbler isn’t just a drink container — it’s a battle standard for parents, rebels, and beautifully unhinged ringmasters who know control is a myth and mutiny is inevitable.
Sip proudly. Command recklessly. Laugh louder.
🏴☠️ Built For:
Parents surviving on coffee, sarcasm, and pirate-level negotiation tactics
Chaos coordinators raising little anarchists with snack packs
Rebels who know tight ships sink faster than pirate ships full of attitude
Anyone who’s ever thought “It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Totally under control.” (It wasn’t.)
40oz. of fuel for your daily mutiny.
Insulated, battle-tested, and loud enough to match your life.
